Death by Moe

Bringing the LOLI-CUTENESS is Junjo Romantica episode nine! JUNJO MINIMUM! It’s barely half a second the episode started and I’m already giggling. Aren’t chibi-Hiro and Chibi-Usagi just the cuteness thing? MAH GOD! I wanna stuff them in a bag and bring ‘em home and … -censors off the evil thoughts-

I’m writing this post as I watch the episode. Again. I think this is becoming a habit more than anything … Anyways! I’m expect big moe from this episode. What else can you expect from adorable lolis?! MOE LEVEL UP! And here we go <3

Warning: Shota! … well not really

A suspicious and jealous Nowaki is fine too.

GRRR!

We need to see fully-grown Hiroki in a Hakama too. Then Nowaki’s going to—

Hiro-chan’s such a crybaby! He’s just so adorable in this screen! This episode’s got me all trigger happy and it’s only been a minute and a half.

GAH! -shoots self-

Ne, Usa-chan? You look really cute in what you’re wearing. Honest. But don’t you think its kinda too hot to wear such a big scarf in jacket? … or is it really that cold in England? Usagi was an absolute doll when he was younger. He reminds me of a certain uke in ‘Kotoba nante Iranai’ … but that doesn’t really matter.

AH! My heart—

Hiroki’s trying to act all high and mighty but is really getting totally played by Usagi. Devious little usa-chan! Is it me or … when the two are chibified … Hiroki’s suddenly the seme? Let’s hope my opinion will change by the end. A seme-hiroki kinda scares me. -shivers-

DAMNIT. NO. THEY’RE REALLY REALLY CUTE. I’m think I’m about to die from all this moe. It’s too much. Usagi following a cat into the meadow? Something I expected. Still, hearing it come from his lips … Uwaa >< Too cute. Way, way too cute.

Chibi-Usagi is like … Miharu’s replica or something. All we’re missing is Kumohirai and Usagi going “Itai yo … sensei” and it’ll be perfect. Oh god, does that mean the reverse applies too? Tall, handsome, seme, Miharu?! That’s too scary to even think. I won’t dare … moving on

Hello little birdie~

-gets shot- MOE LEVEL 165418654165745132

Ehhhh … I think I already saw this scenario before. Anyone thinking of Episode One again? Not to mention how Hiro-chan kinda looks like Misaki here.

Stubborn, stubborn Hiro-chan. I take it back. Usagi’s definitely seme.

NO WAIT? You’re kidding me, right? They kissed?! SHIT. SHOTA SHOTA SHOTA!! SHOTAAAAAAA!!! -adds a warning atop-

(while I’m at it, I don’t hate shota. It’s absolutely adorable as long it remains fluff. Two kids engaging in hot boy sex disturbs me. Kissing is reasonable)

Props to whoever’s voicing chibi-Hiroki. Great voice. Loved the reaction. -gigglesnort- And Usagi, I don’t think the English meant a kiss on the LIPS. Usa’s already growing up to be a fine seme XD

Yesss, quite the fine seme indeed.

(I just realized something. Isn’t what Usagi’s wearing the exact same clothes he has in Romantica time? And isn’t Hiro-chan’s jacket the same one Misaki has? … whoa)

So cute. So very very cute. -collapses- Aren’t mini semes just the cutest thing?

Hiro-chan’s falling quick.

This is Hiroki finding the word ’sex’ in the dictionnary. No I am not kidding.

I hear the angels singing “aaah~”

And Hiro-chan hears ‘em too! <3

-huggles-

I’m going to PRAY Hiroki’s still too young to have any ulterior motive to inviting Usagi over his place. (”BUT HE JUST FOUND THE WORD ‘SEX’ IN THE DICTIONNARY!!” is what my little voice is telling me and it won’t shut up)

Hiro-chan has SO MUCH BOOKS.

(I’m guess it’s NOT irony that put teddy bears on the book covers Hiro-chan gave Usagi. It’s compensation for a suzuki-less episode isn’t it?)

He’s so polite!! AND CUTE! AND MOE!! AND LOLI!! AND … -bags him and runs off-

All females in BL are typically fangirls or bitches. Guess which type I prefer.

Hiroki makes toothbrushing the cutest thing ever since … well since ever. Maybe we should nickname him Toothbrush-chan. HAHA! XD

Unfortunately Hiro-chan … you’re uke. So that makes you the princess actually. (LOL@FUR ELISE)

See? XD

INDIRECT KISS!

Typical Indirect Kiss reaction.

This is where we need a Haruhi to go “Rich Bastard”

LOL!XD

THE BUTLER’S TANAKA!!! TANAKA!!! MAH GOD HE’S YOUNG!!! … we’ll be seeing him again in Romantica real soon.

I will LAUGH like there’s no tomorrow if that notebook contains Usagi’s very first BL novel.

Aww … it wasn’t.

By the way, this sad-usagi face is 10000000000000000000000000 times cuter than the previous episode’s one.

…UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MOE LEVEL MAXIMUM!

The trademark “GAH” face.

And that was the story of Hiroki’s first love.

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I definitely enjoyed this episode so much more than any other. It’s probably my favorite so far after episode six. Fluff is just so moe, I can’t help but going all fangirl-like every possible second. I’m probably going to download the aarin’s sub of this episode since I lost out on a lot of what was going on. Well, mostly the last scene where Hiro-chan was reading the dictionary. Hiro-chan really reminds me of myself a few years ago before anime. I used to always be reading and checking the dictionary every few minutes. XD Ah good times, good times.

Usa-chan was just a doll too. I think I set a new screencap record … went trigger happy overload this episode.

IT’S GROWN UP USAGI! WOW. It feels like I haven’t seen him in AGES.

MISAKI! NO!!!! DON’T CLICK IT!!! YOU’LL REGR— Ah, too late. (The folder’s name is Misaki, isn’t it?)

I WAS RIGHT! MAH GOD! CHIBI-MISAKI IS WIN!!! The moe bar just collapsed after the blushing Usa-chan but GAH. Too cute … this episode overloads with cute.

Next episode ..

Next week we finally get some Terrorist!

Shinobu: It’s destiny.