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So I went to watch Transformers today. Not that that has anything to do with anything. But anyways, I get home and get this “damn, I need to do something feeling”. Problem is that I’ve got idea what it is I was supposed to do! Then what? I decide to watch Gundam SEED from the start because Transformers left me with this weird after taste. I don’t know, maybe Hollywood enjoys destroying my childhood or I’m just a bitter human being.
What’s on Today’s plate? Fetishes.
My first REAL fetish was Thin Waists. If it’s not anime, I don’t care about appearances. But thin waists (they be 2D or 3D) will always make me stop and stare. I was never able to understand my own attraction to them. It’s weird really. Every time I see a thin waist, I want to grab it. It’s actually pretty hard to control those urges. It’s like seeing some new manga on the shelves and thinking “OMG I WANTNEED THAT!” I always end up buying it.
Point is, I like thin waists. There’s no reason for it, but there’s an origin. I think. Or at least it’s something I think is an origin.
That origin is this particular page from a Gundam SEED doujin by Zaou Taishi titled “Take me to the Moon” or “Boku wo Tsuki made Tsuretette” For some unfathomable reason, I became obsessed/enticed/entertained or whatever by the thought of thin waists. You see how my thinking process works? Transformers = Bad Taste = Need of some Mecha Action and some Bishies = Gundam SEED = Kira Yamato = Thin Waist = This Post. Sometimes I wonder if there’s something wrong with me.
Okay, so I’ve got another good number of unfathomable fetishes aside the typical moe things I love like megane, twin tails, nekomimi amonst other things. I think a lot of things are cute. Sometimes it doesn’t even makes sense. Like watching someone die and desperately try to reach out to something. In that situation, I’d say “aw, isn’t that cute?” … I understand why I’m called heartless, but hey it’s not my fault my brain works this way.
There’s kansai-ben moe too. That’s understandable, right? I mean, kansai-ben is pretty moe. Pretty much. Yeah. Why isn’t it?
That’s why I fawn at pedophile looking characters like Gin (I don’t even watch Bleach, I only know him because Yusa Kouji voices him). Then again, I fawn at all the different japanese accents. Like that girl in Saki who speaks like an old person. I find that actually pretty moe.
What I’ll never ever ever give my moe love too is the word “desu”. I’m sorry. I don’t see what’ so moe about it. Well, I do, but I just don’t find it moe myself. I actually find it annoying. DESUDESUDESUDESU! SHUT THE F*CK UP! It’s as annoying as “Believe it!/Dattebayo” to my ears. (Who else spotted that Naruto poster in Transformers?)
The only exception to this is Japan/Kiku. His “desu”s are moe. No one can say otherwise.
Or maybe I just don’t like the overuse of the word “desu” by some female characters. It’s just annoying. It should an attack or something. Like “DESU BEAM!” It’ll definitely be effective. I’m sure of it.
I’m not talking about fetishes anymore am I? Well whatever.
Alright, I’m done. Time for some Honey Green Tea.